I've never been fucked by a spider lady.

4 months and I outlive Jesus!

You know you're a made man when you've found a job you're so passionate about that the world's sexiest women are undressing themselves in front of you and they've still got to put in all the work if they want to get laid.

Speak your confident life force into my ninja ass, Callum.

It's always rewarding watching your homeboys get decapitated.

Come on, ho. Let's elope.

So, can I have kids with the bitch before I put her six-feet deep?

I've never been more excited to murder my wife.

I now pronounce you all dead as fuck. You may now suck my dick