So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.