So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.

Are you coming back to campus or you sticking around here with the prick?

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.

It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man.

The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward.

Nona needs a very dry martini.

I thanked the lucky stars for my great metabolism, because Karsen had showed me pictures of her mom once and it was scary the transformation she underwent after popping three kids out. She went from a small, dainty beauty to a giant pineapple blob of a body.

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.