which was so easy a staples button could do it

so the bartender knew he would be paid handsomely. Not beautifully, but handsomely as there is a subtle distinction and one all pretty boys need to hear.

An octopus, who holds the record for defense in a football game – ten tackles

Glancing around for his friends eenie, meenie, miney, and mo, they were nowhere to be found and he was left stranded with this lane picking dilemma, so he grimaced and picked the first lane offered.

or like a piece from the baroque period which is before things were fixed

but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maître d’ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.

He also would be traveling soon as he heard that the best deals on baby furniture were in The Cribbean.

That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.

even that store with a counter-productive name that must have been created by a linguist, called ‘Tattalso parlor’ in lieu of the much more conventional ‘Tattoo’.