13,487 Quotes About Funny
- Author Amit Kalantri
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When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.
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- Author Brooke Bida
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always schedule your comeback.
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- Author Gore Vidal
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Prepare yourself for some bad news: Ronald Reagan’s library just burned down. Both books were destroyed. But the real horror: He hadn’t finished coloring either one of them.
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- Author Cynthia Heimel
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We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivolity is meaningful, profound, worth living and dying for.... If we devote our lives to frivolity, the world will be a far, far better place. Humanity will be better able to fulfill its primary goal, that of having a good time.
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- Author Amunhotep El Bey
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In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
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- Author Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard
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Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.
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- Author Amit Kalantri
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You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
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- Author Ilona Andrews
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Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. Fun night. Oh yes."Guess what?" She leaned closer. "You will never be that man.
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- Author J.S. Mason
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which was so easy a staples button could do it
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