24,501 Quotes About Humor

OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.

It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.Opal tapped this into her notepad.Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

College is fun as long as you don't die.

wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it

I am very flattered. I have also become a verb as in "I have cumberbatched the UK audience" apparently. Who knows, by the end of the year I might become a swear word too! It's crazy and fun and very flattering.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.