189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

I was disturbed by the noise around me. When I looked, I saw it was the empty vessels again. And, I smiled!

Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court full of bemused looking toads.""He wouldn't dare use his magic here," said the Champion."Don't bet on it," said Rupert. "The High Warlock has all the practicality and self-preservation instincts of a depressed lemming.

..each ministry has an allocation of money to spend on projects agreed to by the government. Every Secretary of State is acutely aware that his tenure of office maybe very short, so he picks out a major contract for himself from the many available. It's the one way to ensure a pension for life if the government is changed overnight or the minister simply loses his job.

It’s like a jolt of electricity, but worse.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Dating is like getting a part-time job, but the money flows the wrong way.