87 Quotes About Swearing

Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit.

corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles.

True freedom of speech includes the freedom to call someone a bitch.

Bagaimana bisa kau tidak menyukai hujan?Padahal hujan selalu mendekatkan kita.Oh, aku lupa. Kau mungkin tidak menganggapku sepenting itu.Aku bukan pemeran utama dalam lakon hidupmu.Aku hanya figuran yang hanya sesekali dibutuhkan.

I didn’t bring you up to speak as if your mouth were filled with sewage.

I'm a heart surgeon, sure, but I'm just a mechanic. I go in and I fuck around and I fix things. Shit.

I fix the machine so that they could talk.

Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing."These is my words

Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.