44 Quotes by Alexander Woollcott

Nothing risque, nothing gained.

You haven't lived until you died in New York.

Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.