25 Quotes by Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.