477 Quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.

Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.