23 Quotes by Ben Falcone

The one thing I did know - because I've seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about - is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.

It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do.

I'm not much of a joke writer.

My best parenting advice would be not to take the job too seriously. Teach your kids to be nice, and everything else falls into place.

I think 'weird' is an interesting way to say 'unique.' It has a strange connotation, but weird is good. If you embrace your weirdness, you'll be on the way to becoming who you are.

I think giving yourself permission to be weird is amazing. After all what does it mean to be normal?

I guess I'm weirder than I thought, particularly as I think about me as a dad.

I listen to the Avett Brothers all the time. I find their music interesting and introspective.