19 Quotes by Bill Kelly

Throughout Florida, house prices are up dramatically. The question is: Are ours up higher compared to salaries?, ... I suspect they might be because we are a low-salary county.

Wow, all I can say is it's a fabulous contribution. If I knew I wouldn't tell you, but I would go and thank her personally.

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them.

There is an awful lot of people in this community that have relatives over there. Hamilton has always been a community that has tried to reach out. As to what we will do at council, that will be determined.

I was very upset when I found the tree in that condition, damaged by the storm. But now it's alive again.

Our guys played an outstanding defensive game. We wanted to take away Blaine's high-post offense, and that's how it worked out. Dan Skillman was really a gamer today.