306 Quotes by Bo Burnham

Forever and an InstantForever and an instant met up one day,had a short but lovely talk,then each went on its way.

I love you just the way you arebut you don't see you like I do.You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect.Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

Being self-aware about doing something you hate doesn't save you from the act.

Life is an open book. Time is an oscillating fan. I’ve had to learn to skim-read because before I can read more than a few paragraphs,That fucking airhead comes circling back, blowing pages like a medieval prostitute.The cool air feels nice, though. Sometimes, when my head aches, I let me eyes relax and I enjoy the breeze as the words blur.

I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.