395 Quotes by Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.