395 Quotes by Bob Hope


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    The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

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    A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

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    I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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    I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

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    Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

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    Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

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