395 Quotes by Bob Hope

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    Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

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    England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

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    Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

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    I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

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    I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

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    When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

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