58 Quotes by Bob Monkhouse

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

I got my start in silent radio.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.