95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

This guy makes coffee nervous.