24 Quotes by Brandon T. Jackson

Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?

I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.

When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat.

My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.

As an actor, it's amazing to get to create different characters.

I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it. To see what women have got to go through in the morning, it's more of a respect factor.

I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

I come from a young, hip-hop, urban world.