115 Quotes by Brendan Behan

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.