5 Quotes by Brian Fies

All i have to offer is this: i hold a valid driver's license and I know the way to the hospital. I can hang curtains, flip a mattress, load a dishwasher. I can deliver a pizza, lend a steadying arm, laugh at a morbid joke and compliment a bad wig and I know the metric system. I doubt that's gonna be enough.

I would give a million bucks to have seen my mother say "cute shoes" to naked Ashley Judd.

No one will care more about your life than you do and no one is better qualified to chart its course than you are. You are the expert.

I would give a million bucks to have seen my mother say “cute shoes” to naked Ashley Judd.

All i have to offer is this: i hold a valid driver’s license and I know the way to the hospital. I can hang curtains, flip a mattress, load a dishwasher. I can deliver a pizza, lend a steadying arm, laugh at a morbid joke and compliment a bad wig and I know the metric system. I doubt that’s gonna be enough.