8 Quotes by Calvin Hobbes

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.

Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.

I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.

Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!

-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.

I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.