78 Quotes by Carroll Bryant

I don't know who he was," Kavita flat-out states, "but whoever he was he sure did a number on you, didn't he?"Mary leans forward to ensure he would see her deviant stare. "Did it ever occur to you that maybe I did a number on him?"Kavita leans in closer as well, and with that same deviant expression, "Yes. I have.

The white lily stands for purity. Artists for centuries have pictured the angel Gabriel coming to the virgin Mary with a spray of lillies in his hand, to announce that she is to be the mother of the Turks.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.