104 Quotes by Chris Gethard

My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly fucked up when I start threatening to take a road trip.

If I had to give you a proper description, I would say a camel cricket is basically a cross between a grasshopper and a dragon and that its natural habitat is the nightmares of men.

Friends and compatriots remind you that when your world burns you should stand right next to the flame.

It makes sense that your most unique ideas feel terrifying, because they are creatively risky and also expose the inner workings of your brain.

Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many people have seen lots of cops interact with the public utilizing what can be gently called 'not the best customer service.'

Public transportation is like a magnifying glass that shows you civilization up close.

Anyone who's ever been around an emergency in Manhattan realizes that there are plainclothes officers on these streets walking past us more than we ever realize.

I think the key to improv is always listening. It's embracing. It's positivity. It's hearing things and not shutting them down.

Anyone who lives in N.Y.C. will tell you that getting into a confrontation on a city street is a complete nightmare 100 percent of the time.