13 Quotes by Christopher Farnsworth

What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy’s more full of shit than a duck pond.

Couldn’t you hypnotize her or something?""It doesn’t work like that.""I thought vampires were all sex gods with the ladies."Cade looked at him. "What gave you that idea?""Uh ... late-night TV, mostly ...""Humans are our food. Do you want to have sex with a cow?

Zach had once heard the president described as "the most dangerous narcissist alive, because the world really does revolve around him.

Do you think it's really the Boogeyman that killed Brent? You think it's back?""I sincerely hope not.""When you say things like that, I start to cry a little on the inside.

Kids these days, right? Ignorant and in love with their ignorance.

Something you killed didn't stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.

The Boogeyman,' he said, just to be sure. 'The Boogeyman killed an employee of the President of the United States.'The president nodded.Some days, Zach thought, I really hate this job.

Never trust a man who doesn’t like ice cream. If that’s not a saying, it should be.

Zach had once heard the president described as “the most dangerous narcissist alive, because the world really does revolve around him.