32 Quotes by Christy Leigh Stewart

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

I want to find a designer that can represent me. I want to find a celebrity that reflects me. So far I’ve been dressing in cotton-polyester blends. It’s what Jerffrey Dahmer wore.

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.