24 Quotes by Claire LaZebnik

Okay. I've got one. Do you think Pluto should still be considered an actual planet in its own right?""Much better. And yes, I do. I had to memorize the planets when I was in third grade, and it was one of them, and I don't like having to relearn things.

No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.

I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever said.""I'm willing to believe it's the least flirtatious thing you've ever said.""Why are you so hard on me when I'm so nice to you?""Why are you so nice to me when I'm so hard on you?

He can’t ground her if he’s already killed her,” I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. “Well, he can, but it wouldn’t have the same impact.

Every guy seems nice until he’s not.

Why are you asking me? I'm seventeen and don't know anything about what to do when you're autistic and gay.

I want a tutor,” Layla said. “It would make doing homework so much easier.”“Me too,” said Kaitlyn. “If Layla gets one, I get one.”“No daughter of mine will ever have a tutor,” Dad said.“What if we’re failing a course?” asked Layla.His graying eyebrows drew together. “If you fail a single course, young lady, we will pull you out of school and get you a job scrubbing toilets for the rest of your life.

You know, if you're going to take me aside when I'm behaving badly, I may start behaving worse. Just to get some attention from you." His eyes briefly catch the light and glow gray-green for a moment. "Possibly even some admiration.

The world exploded into billions of atoms, and when it rearranged itself, it may have looked the same, but really, it was a Whole New World.