90 Quotes by Colin Mochrie

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.