169 Quotes by Crystal Woods

Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.

You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you.

Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it.

I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back.

The moment you realize that life will hurt more than your death. While existing, we're forced to become acquainted with sadness. There's no antibiotic for the ridding of distress, and no alleviation of these intervals of pain we must encounter. Behind our eyes, are all these things: our stories, our dreams, our deficiencies, and our scars. Today would leave a scar.

How do I like to spend my day off? I like to hit up the juice bar, the bookstore, tan, and then flirt with the pharmacy tech at Walmart.

Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?

My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I've ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you.

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.