169 Quotes by Crystal Woods

You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

I dreamt that ‪@mark_wahlberg‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from solo cups. Everyone said I danced like I was doing parkour, and everyone laughed, until I fell off the roof and broke my neck.-Crystal Woods and Jarod Kintz

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at ‘our favorite spot,’ and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me.

Life's a battlefield, and we remain loyal to those who fight for us; those who'd die for us.

Love is the best drug, bar none.

He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.

Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us.

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?