184 Quotes by Dave Chappelle

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can wear that one, there's another kid (killed) and I'm running out of closet space.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?