184 Quotes by Dave Chappelle

Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

New white people, you can’t scare these white people, I tried.

I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

Where I’m from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday.

My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’

Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.