184 Quotes by Dave Chappelle

I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.

They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.

If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.

Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.