175 Quotes by David Cross

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.