175 Quotes by David Cross

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do an hour of political comedy, it might be a little rough, sure. But I think if you're spending 10 minutes or less, and you're talking about - not necessarily [Donald Trump] but his supporters and the media coverage, there's all kinds of angles to explore. It doesn't just have to be simply, "This guy is crazy!" It's more about the idea of that kind of guy rising to the prominence he has, to actually become the Republican candidate.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.