9 Quotes by Debra Doyle

Valerie Sherwood, I said to myself, you're going to die.

Are you sure that's Val?""No," said Freddie. "It's Lassie in a wolf suit.

Hunt while you can. The weather may change tomorrow.

It doesn't pay to ignore warnings. Even when they don't make sense.

If there’s a zeppelin, it’s alternate history. If there’s a rocketship, it’s science fiction. If there are swords and/or horses, it’s fantasy. A book with swords and horses in it can be turned into science fiction by adding a rocketship to the mix. If a book has a rocketship in it, the only thing that can turn it back into fantasy is the Holy Grail.

If Mr. Castillo had been in charge of building the Ark, Noah would have wound up with a boat the size of the New Jersey.""It still wouldn't have been big enough for all those animals," said Freddie. "Honestly, Freddie," I said. "Don't you know a joke when you hear one?""Sure," he said. "Just the same, Val, with the few people the Ark had aboard, there wouldn't be enough of them to shovel all the-"I threw a pine cone at him and chased him back to camp.

It doesn’t pay to ignore warnings. Even when they don’t make sense.

If it has horses and swords in it, it’s a fantasy, unless it also has a rocketship in it, in which case it becomes science fiction. The only thing that’ll turn a story with a rocketship in it back into fantasy is the Holy Grail.

Valerie Sherwood, I said to myself, you’re going to die.