31 Quotes by Dennis E. Taylor

Thank God for family. And than GOD for a couple of miles of distance.

Um. Ways in which a sentence beginning with the word "missiles" could be a good thing... Nope. I got nuthin'.

I like people in the abstract but not in the concrete?

Stereotypes are valid first-order approximations.

Yeah, they still make duct tape. And it still holds the universe together.

Above my pay grade!

Belly laughs are one of the best things about being sentient, and you should never miss a chance for one.

Just when you think humanity has found the limits of stupid, they go and ratchet up the standard by another notch.

How are you supposed to feel if you are forced to do what you would have done anyway?