47 Quotes by Diana Rowland

This dude could read Pat the Bunnyand make it terrifying.

Hello, my name is Angel, and I’ll be your zombie today.

God damn there is nothing better tasting in the whole damn world than warm brains when you were shot the hell up, like a cold beer after a long hot day of working in the yard.

Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.

Whatever happened, at least we had cookies.

The memory of the previous nights fun and games rose again. Hell this whole week had been weird. With the attack at the boat launch being the shit flavored ice cream on top of the crazy pie.

The good thing about hugs: when you give one, you get one too.

How could I be mad? I got to sleep with a kitten.

It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?" I looked at him blankly. "Um....what?" He winked. "Keep the tip.