82 Quotes by Dmitry Dyatlov

When I was a little boy my daddy told me to sell pots and pans. He said it's good stuff. Makes you LIVE LONGER. By the time I was 22 I really didn't want to live very long at all....

my kids never saw me drink any alcohol. I have zero kids and Im pretty good at hiding my booze too.

Eventually... for me by the time you're 25 or so, you just start running out of shit to do. Books to read... people to meet. I was too chicken to be an "entrepreneur" in college and I wish that back then someone told me... stressed to me, that if you score above a certain percentile on the SAT.... you just won't be running into too many people... who have the credibility to tell you what to do. And they say I can't Drink anymore, either. So now... what?

some kids can't do drama because their life is a lie

If you are really doing all this for your kids, then why are you so mean to them?

As with Forrest Gump, my parents always did care about my education.

So it's 2019. I'm gonna say the right thing to do is for the US to declare bankruptcy (Trump can do it… done it before…), and dismantle the criminal state of Israel as it exists today. Unfortunately, politicians are so full of shit and AIPAC money, and the economy is so addicted to war, and the US population is so fucking stupid... that we’ll probably have to go and try to fuck up another two or three countries before moving on to a decent, honest life.

My quality of life does not justify the effort required to cope with it

I guess you need to be an intelligent-looking old man to sell books full of spiritual bullshit