100 Quotes by Doug Larson

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.