100 Quotes by Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.