100 Quotes by Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.