102 Quotes by Douglas William Jerrold

Quality, not quantity, is my measure.

There is peace more destructive of the manhood of living man than war is destructive of his material body.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.

He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run halfway to meet it.