318 Quotes by Dylan Moran

I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the audience. I'm doing this job which is not quite acting - part of it is me, part performance. You're presenting a cartoon of yourself to people who know you as a line-drawing.

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.

I was very into New Order, Joy Division, all of that when I was younger. I had a lot of bootlegs that I saved up my pocket money to buy. I had all the obscure early EPs.

I think of myself as a theatre comic instead of club comic because I tend to talk for a bit before I start being funny. I don't really do the one-liners and five second bits or whatever. But it's good to work stuff out sometimes.