58 Quotes About Jewelry

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Now, it’s certainly not true for *every* woman, but the ones I have had the good fortune to know in my life have all followed this rule.If you need a favor, you bring her flowers.If you need her forgiveness, you bring her jewelry.And if you need both, you bring her a book.

I don’t care about lots of money or materialistic crap, that stuff cannot make you happy. It can make you believe that you are happy for a little while, but it is not true happiness. Houses fall apart, vehicles break down, jewelry gets stolen and money certainly does not buy everything.

True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles

Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry at all.

You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!

If women are diamonds or gold, then men got to be jewelry designers.

Ever since I’d met Edna Parker Watson, I tried to wear suits whenever possible. Among other lessons, that woman had taught me that a suit will always make you look more chic and important than a dress. And not too much jewelry! “A majority of the time,” Edna said, “jewelry is an attempt to cover up a badly chosen or ill-fitting garment.