186 Quotes by E. W. Howe

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

A poem is no place for an idea.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

No really sensible person ever remembers enough poetry to recite it.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.