119 Quotes by Elayne Boosler

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.