641 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

You say you`re sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I`M sick and tired of hearing about me.

We have a different show planned for you today because things have changed and we cannot pretend they haven't, ... I can't pretend to do a normal show.

We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?

It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me.

Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gross, I tell you, when I think of how well we get along.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.