606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.--Artemis Fowl

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.

Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.

He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis""Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?

She'd never been able to concentrate on one thing in her entire life. Maybe that was it. Life wasn't here to distract her now.

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.